Southern baptist bra

A man walks into the lingerie department of Macy's in New York City .
> He tells the sales lady, 'I would like a Southern Baptist bra for my
> wife, size 34B.' With a quizzical look the sales lady asks, 'What
> kind of bra?' He repeats, 'A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to
> tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist bra, and that you would
> know what she wanted.' 'Oh, yes, now I understand,' says the sales
> lady. 'We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of
> our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or
> the Presbyterian bra.'
> Confused, and a little flustered, the man asks, 'So, what are the
> differences?' The sales lady responds.
> It's really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the
> Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps
> them staunch and upright.' He muses on that information for a minute
> and says, 'Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Southern
> Baptist bra do?' 'Ah,' she replied, 'the Southern Baptist bra makes
> mountains out of molehills.'

Excellent - another one for the mother in law, she'll love that one!!!!