behold the Aussie way

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach
and BBQ's

He created night for going prawning,sleeping
.
and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp...E-A90A5E9FACEF

On theSecond Day, God created water - for surfing,http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp...4-B55B211AD6D7 swimming http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp...2792E86BAFBand BBQ's on the beach,and God saw that it was good.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp...-5F69F6C3A7E3- to provide malt
and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fourth Day God created animals
and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's,
and God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.


On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with
. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes,and God saw that it was good.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp...E733C98EC2cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good ... ...
Well . Almost good.

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, To cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good. It was better than that, it was
Bloody Awesome!



IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!!

Now you all know why Australia is known as GOD's COUNTRY