I am sooo bad

A credit card company that we used to use, but who's charges were extortionate and we now don't use, keep phoning Baz up trying to sell him services.

Baz is a big old softy, so today I have been answering the phone.

I've just told them that Mr. Collins could NOT come to the phone as he was currently in his favourite bondage position, and was, in fact, finding it difficult to breathe.

Do you think they'll call again?

Hahaha... you norty thing... you might just encourage em now

Quick thinking Vicki

I told some sales caller on the phone the other day that i was the cleaner and they put the phone down on me...obviously not good enough for them They rang back a couple of hours later and i said i was the baby sitter!! ...... Not as cheeky as your answer though

Oh goodie - I can have some more fun then.....

Classic :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Best one I heard was a mate getting hassled by double glazing/conservatory sales man.. he decided to arange with them to come measure up for a conservatory... The guy was fair chuffed with his potential customer....

Shame my mate hadn't mentioned that he lived in the top floor of 4 story block of flats

When a door-to-door double glazing salesman came to the door a few weeks ago he looked at me and said "hello can i speak to your mummy and daddy" me nearing the age of 17 was a bit offended so began to cry...only to say "my mummy and daddy died last week". It would have worked had my dad not burst out in laughter from behind the porch door - but i dnt think they will be calling again

You make me laugh Vicki, things you come out with!.

Oh Good wone Vicki, you are norty lol

Kitchen salesman called a few weeks after my mil died asking to speak to her. My daughter said sorry she passed away. The guy, quite used to excuses asked "are you sure", daughter says, "hang on a min, I'll go knock on her coffin and check shall I!!!!"
She wasn't to happy. lol

Thos were classic. My sister used to answer the phone as battersea dogs home (we didnt have a dog) or southend general hospital!
Becky