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27-09-2006, 03:30 PM
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Imagine if

imagine if all major retailers making their own brand condoms but kept the
> >same marketing slogans...?
> >
> >Sainsbury condoms- making life taste better.
> >
> >Tesco condoms- every little helps.
> >
> >Nike condoms- just do it.
> >
> >Nokia condoms- connecting people.
> >
> >Peugeot condoms- the ride of your life.
> >
> >Galaxy condoms- why have rubber when you can have silk.
> >
> >KFC condoms- finger, licking good.
> >
> >Minstrel condoms- melt in your mouth not in your hands.
> >
> >Samsung condoms- everyone's invited.
> >
> >Abbey national condoms- because life's complicated enough.
> >
> >Coca cola condoms- the real thing.
> >
> >Duracell condoms- keep going and going.
> >
> >Pringles condoms- once you pop, you can't stop.
> >
> >Burger king condoms- home of the whopper.
> >
> >Goodyear condoms- for a longer ride go wide.
> >
> >FCUK condoms- no comment required.
> >
> >Muller light condoms- so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
> >
> >Halford condoms- we go the extra mile.
> >
> >On digital condoms- plug and play.
> >
> >Royal mail condoms- I saw this and thought of u.
> >
> >Heineken condoms- reaches the parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
> >
> >AA condom- the 4th emergency service.
> >
> >Pepperami condom- it's a bit of an animal.
> >
> >Polo condom- the condom with the hole(very poor seller.
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27-09-2006, 03:33 PM
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Peugeot condoms- the ride of your life.
*Pufs out chest* I've got a Peugeot......:smt002
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27-09-2006, 05:52 PM
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Brilliant
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27-09-2006, 05:55 PM
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*Pufs out chest* I've got a Peugeot......:smt002


I wear alot of black and have red hair would that make me the duracell then?
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27-09-2006, 06:32 PM
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mine would have to be the pepperami
im a bit of a lioness :smt002
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27-09-2006, 06:57 PM
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i love the minstrel one its so funny!:smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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27-09-2006, 07:09 PM
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I wear alot of black and have red hair would that make me the duracell then?
Might do... if ya run and run
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27-09-2006, 07:13 PM
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Might do... if ya run and run
Well that would be telling
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