The unusual pet

This guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. He wanted to buy an unusual pet, so he bought a centipede which came in a little white box.
He decided he would take his new pet to the pub to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go down The Queen's Head with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,

"How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more and decided to ask him one more time; this time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,

"Hey, in there! would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box...........

'I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f***ing shoes on."

made me giggle thanks for posting it cheered me up

I like it really funny

just picture all those little shoes...like that one !

ROFLMAO

lol! wonder if her had velcro or laces