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leo
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02-10-2004, 01:04 AM

unusual pet

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede

which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box,

"Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,

"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!





A little voice came out of the box:...........












(WAIT FOR IT)...........















"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on."
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02-10-2004, 01:08 AM
lol! Think I heard it yesterday but still good tho!
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02-10-2004, 07:18 AM
:smt005
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02-10-2004, 08:08 AM
pmsl
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02-10-2004, 08:26 AM
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02-10-2004, 08:35 AM
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02-10-2004, 09:57 AM
I wasnt expecting that.


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02-10-2004, 12:33 PM
lol like it!!
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02-10-2004, 12:50 PM
that's funny he he
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