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19-10-2005, 07:40 AM
African Grey
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant showsher a
beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
steal
at
only $20."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a
result
its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm
broad
minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she
buys
the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at
the
woman. "F! .... me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman trying
not to
laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un f...king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new
prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes," complain
the
girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new
pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home.
"In f==king in-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes,
but
the same old clients .... How ya doin', Dave?"
Silence......
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