ballad of the fart

I farted in the kitchen
I farted in the hall
I farted on the staircase
And farted against the wall

I farted in the bedroom
I farted on the bog
And then to make my day complete
I farted on the dog

I farted on the cat
He jumped about with glee
So i farted on the budgi
And i farted while having tea

I farted all around the house
I farted on the shelf
And then i fell upon the floor
And farted on myself

hope you all have a laugth

PMSL where the heck did you get that from?

That's def one for Stew

glad you liked it staffy my dad makes them up all the time he will sit there grab his pen and paper and hes well away

Farting while he does it???

Excellent - laugh out loud funny - thanks !

jen