*jim and edna*

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day they were walking past the hospital swimming pool when Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt of his robe right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied; "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

hope ya liked it i thought it was quite good

That's terrible! :smt018

But I laughed... :smt100

ROFLMAO!! xxx

omg ...lmao thats so bad you cant help but laugh

glad you liked it,, my ex's dad sends them to be believe it or not and i get some crackers,, will them up as i get them

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very good made me laugh

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lol thats a good one

LOL!!


I have a mental home kinda right behind my back garden, so I can imagain them doing that.