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Location: UK
Joined: Oct 2009
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23-07-2010, 02:04 PM
AD's placed In UK paper!!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old
Hateful little b*stard!
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog
FREE PUPPIES
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake
Call Stephanie
*** And the WINNER is... ***
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition... £200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows f#%*#%g everything!
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Location: uk
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 18,552
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Location: Elsewhere
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,227
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23-07-2010, 02:22 PM
The best one I read was a guy reluctantly selling his brand new Harley Davidson MC which he had ridden only once because 'apparently his wife saying "do what ever the f**k you want" didn't mean yes. Brilliant
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they made me smile.
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Location: Motherwell, UK
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 58
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