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13-07-2004, 09:54 PM
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what is a dog?

What is a dog?








Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.

They growl when they are not happy.

When you want to play, they don,t want to play.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They are great at begging.

They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

They leave their toys everywhere.

They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.


Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.
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13-07-2004, 10:43 PM
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awh thanks Jackie!
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13-07-2004, 11:00 PM
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:smt043 soz azz just something that made me laugh on another site
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14-07-2004, 10:12 AM
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lol Good one Jackie! :smt043 Very true.
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14-07-2004, 12:41 PM
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:smt003
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14-07-2004, 12:44 PM
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20-07-2004, 12:20 PM
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LOL Jackie.
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20-07-2004, 12:24 PM
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too true!
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21-07-2004, 08:48 AM
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yeah sounds about right
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21-07-2004, 10:23 AM
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LOL Jackie. Very funny
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