never worked out how he got up there. Came in and he just looked all "oh.... how did this happen"

oh this has got me in stitches!

He does make me laugh!

I love the image of Tess battering some poor chuck over the head to get them herded

Dougal isn't really too naughty, or embarrassing. Although he has headbutted me a couple of times when we've been playing, and a Staffy's head HURTS! He has a tendency to cross in front of me when we are out running so I will slow down if he thinks we are doing too much

Oh and I'm waiting for him to go through the living room door while it's shut when he is on zoomie time...

Naughtiest dog I ever had was Boris (RIP). I miss him every day.

He first showed his car destruction when he turned a landrover discovery passenger into a commercial after eating the seatbelts whilst being in there alone for about two minutes.

Next car was a mercedes clk. It was parked in the drive and he went after what we think was a stray cat. He totally ate the wings of the car. A few weeks later we were involved in a minor accident and whilst the other parties insurance paid for the accident damage we paid €250 for the damage Boris did to the car whilst it was in the garage.

Included in the insurance claim was a hire car and we were given a lovely brand new lexus. Yes it happened again. Not one wing but two plus the bonnet. The embarrassment taking that car back and a claim on our own insurance of €2500

If I could bring that lad back I would give him any car he wanted to eat

I could write a book - but will just put down the one Mia reminded me of today

Lady went to pet her, then walk on, Mia boinged up right in the ladies face - then sat in the most perfect 'sit' pretending she had suddenly sprouted a halo and deserverd petting - and wasnt the wee boingy monster

One of the funniest "naughty ones" Jeager did.... It was nearly 4pm I had just got him out, for his afternoon walk. He had not had a wee since 5 am, as usual. As i walked him into the park, this other walker wanted to chat. I said " Can't stop. Jeager needs a wee." He called Jeager and said " Jeager will be ok, he'll just have to cross his legs for a bit longer!!!" I was about to tell him where to go, when Jeager walked right up to him... and cocked his leg, right over the blokes wellies, and up on to the trousers. The bloke winged like mad!! He said "Jeager, those are my clean trousers." I couldn't stop laughing. Off we went. (bless his little heart!)

Not so much naughty as really, really bad timing, but I'll share it as my most embarrassing moment of dog ownership so far.

Was taking Guinness to the vet for his vaccs and although he'd already done a decent solid poo before we went, he decided the best place to drop a really sloppy turd was right in front of the door of the shop next to our vet. As soon as he started to squat I tried to move him on, but it was already too late.

Of course, I tried to pick it up (using a bag over each hand), but it was impossible not to leave a mark, so to speak. The people in the shop were watching and there was a guy sitting in a parked car laughing his head off. I could have crawled up my own backside.

My Labradors best trick was doing a huge sloppy turd outside either the local Chinese or Indian takeaways. He always timed it impeccably. He also did a diarrhea outside the local school once which was highly embarrassing.

well i could fill the internet up with all phoebes antics so will just stick to the ones that come to mind -

Plays bulldozers when off lead - runs right into the back of your knees at speed sending you hurtling to the ground i spend most of our off lead walks listening for the thundering sound of her running up behind me so i can try and move but the more she misses you the more determined she gets.

chucks all her bedding around if shes feels she being ignored.

Can open fridge freezer cooker and cupboards to help herself to the contents so everything has a child lock on it now which makes people laugh as i dont have a child

will pull your d&g jeans of the line and rip them apart then snuggle up in the ripped bits looking really cute so you dont tell her off.

In the summer at our old house phoebe used to live outside with the garage open for her with a bed in there ect. During a summer when she was nearly 2 she destroyed the lot -

a 12 piece wooded garden furniture set - it ended up on teh schools bonfire as not one piece was useable

a 2 seater leather sofa - i got this at a charity shop for £40 for phoebe and put it in garage thinking she would be so pleased as she was always on the one in the house. Came home from work and could fit the whole thing in 2 bin bags she had killed it.

4 fence panels - if she saw a rabbit in the field behind the house she would charge the fence head first untill she smashed through. i ended up with some mega fencing which she knocked her self out on. when next door got a dog she smashed a hole in the fence just big enough for her head so she could say hello we just covered that in wire so she could still say hello

popped a bingo marker on my new rug and it wouldnt wash of the rug or her she was half green for weeks

when the catalog deliver and stupidly just drop it over the fence phoebe will also dispose of this for you - 4 cushions, 1 mobile phone, a feather duvet, a canvas picture, a lamp, 2 window blinds and a pan set. this was over a few delivery you thing the catalog people would have learnt the first time and i did put a sign on the fence saying not to drop delivery over it as dog will damage them.

she much calmer now all that stuff was just from age 2-3