This is shocking. Pole dancers, magic muffins. Children really! *sneaks a magic muffin*.

I've been a good girl I have. Dougal and had our walk to the sluice, passed two beautiful St Bernards out taking their owner for a walk. Couldn't speak to them cause they were on the other side of the road but my goodness, gorgeous dogs. I've spent a couple of hours studying total war and social change and now I'm studying empire. Suspect I'll be going to be....oooh was that a fluffy pink bunny floating by....*sits in chair to watch the floaty bunny*

Well well well. What did I miss when I logged off.

If I had known I would of given the pole a go I use to dance on table tops in my day you know with the good old work parties. I am going back 20+ years here though so I doubt my poor old hips or anything else for that matter would of managed let alone the pole it probably would of collapsed.

I will quickly tidy up before Helena gets in here to do the morning thread I might get banned from doing it maybe no magic muffins tonight.