Need help today

I had a water pipe broken under the kitchen sink so i made mysel a new kitchen (2 months ago) unit built in the washing maschien and dish washer yesterday it was 38 deg and my dish washer packed up so i had to take the kitchen unit apart and remove it today i will buy a new dishwasher (i hope ) and put it in (we have about 38 today as well) after cleaning yesterday all the water washing everything what got wet, so i am a bit miserable today need cheering up a few jokes and a few nice words will do me fine ?



Anyway i hope everybody has a nice day today

Oh no - plumbing eh?
I hope you get it sorted - tough job for that kind of heat.
I remember once I had a leak from my water tank but didn't realise until water started forcing its way through the ceiling downstairs and hissing on the lightbulb. I was awake at the time as I was going through a presentation for work and I had to get my dad around to help. It was gone midnight.

Thanks Lucky

I hate water in the house had so much trouble every time i come in allways look at the floor first)the other day the air con got blocked up and water was running down on my shelves naturally on my equipment

so you roasted - 38 deg with no air con.
I'm sure there'll be a few laughs on here today to cheer you up.

Oh Fred!

Two monkeys in the bath

Monkey#1 ooh ooh, ah ah, ee ee!

Monkey#2 well put some more cold in!

Hope so

Dinahsmum

Someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet ... now the police have nothing to go on.

I can take it it allways come back as you give it

A man walks into a Doctors. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asked.

"You're not eating properly." replied the Doctor.