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07-05-2005, 06:51 PM
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Mother-in-Law

A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the HolyLand.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000,

or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150"



The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped

home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your

mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend

only £150?"



The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and

three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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07-05-2005, 07:01 PM
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Nice one,
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07-05-2005, 07:36 PM
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Nooooooo I am a mother in law
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07-05-2005, 08:14 PM
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lmao thats brilliant!!!
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07-05-2005, 08:18 PM
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:smt042 :smt042
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07-05-2005, 08:34 PM
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pmsl! that's good
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07-05-2005, 09:27 PM
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thats a cracker
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08-05-2005, 06:05 PM
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That's funny :smt043
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08-05-2005, 06:09 PM
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