Doofuz's Blog

[font="Comic Sans MS"][b]1. Blaming your farts on me . . not funny . . not funny at all!!!

2. Yelling at me for barking . . I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose . . stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why w...