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G30ff
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14-05-2004, 10:28 AM

very silly...

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the
doctors
"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag. "Hmm, you look
OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that
shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.
"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag. "I'm afraid you are HIV
positive!" said the doctor. "No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!"
said the little paper bag.
"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug
users?"asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood
transfusion?" queried the doctor.
"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"
"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor














This is good - wait for it
















"Your mother must have been a carrier"..

Geoff
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14-05-2004, 11:59 AM
:smt043 :smt043 :smt043
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14-05-2004, 01:59 PM
that's brill geoff, a funny joke at last!!
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14-05-2004, 03:32 PM
lol!
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14-05-2004, 08:47 PM
LOL

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15-05-2004, 01:30 PM
Funny one.
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04-03-2006, 02:05 AM
Very good i like that one
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04-03-2006, 07:26 AM
groan
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04-03-2006, 07:58 AM
:smt005 Bril!
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04-03-2006, 08:14 AM
LOVE it!

Keep 'em coming......
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