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Baileys Blind
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14-04-2011, 03:20 PM

Why dogs sniff each others bums (poem)

The dogs they had a meeting.?
And they come from near and far.
Some came on bicycles,
And some of them came by car.
Y'know, before they could enter,
Or even take a look,
They had to take their ar**hole off,
And hang it on a hook.
But before they even got seated,
Every mother, pup, and sire,
An old dog hollered from the back,
"Run for your life. It's a FIRE!"
The crowd of dogs began to panic,
And nobody stopped to look.
They grabbed the nearest ar**hole,
Off the very nearest hook.
And this is why, even today,
A dog will drop a nice juicy bone,
And go to smell another dog's ass,
To see if it's not his own.


Just found this in an old book as I've been unpacking, it did make me smile but possibly not as much as it did about 15yrs ago when I copied it out !!!
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14-04-2011, 03:36 PM
Fab

Made me giggle. I'll think of it with every greeting my guys have from now on

Take care.

Seoniad.
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14-04-2011, 09:21 PM
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14-04-2011, 09:57 PM
Love it , that just made me and OH laff out loud !
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