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Location: South East UK
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30-10-2007, 11:52 AM
Just a little joke!
A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots thetop-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to sh*t
yourself when I tell you the price."
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30-10-2007, 06:05 PM
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