"Dear god, from the dog"

A friend sent me this - it's sweet, thought you guys might like it



Dear God,

from the dog
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> Dear God:

Is it on purpose our names are the same,
> only reversed?
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> Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your
> couch? Or is it still
> the same old story?
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> Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar,
> the cougar, the
> mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not
> ONE named for a
> Dog?

How often do you see a cougar riding around? We, though, do
> love a nice ride!

> Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the
> 'Chrysler Beagle'?
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> Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest
> and no human hears him,
> is he still a bad Dog?
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> Dear God:

We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
> hand signals,
> whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,
> electromagnetic energy
> fields, and Frisbee flight paths.

What do humans
> understand?
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> Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
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> Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are,
> will I have to
> apologize?
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> Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the
> things I must remember
> to be a good Dog:
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> 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or
> after they throw it
> up.
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> 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.,
> just because I like
> the way they smell.
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> 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
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> 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
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> 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
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> 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when
> he's on the toilet.
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> 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an
> unacceptable way of saying
> 'hello'.
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> 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm
> under the coffee
> table
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> 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering
> the house - not
> after.
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> 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my
> butt across the
> carpet.
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> 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and
> lick my crotch.
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> 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him
> and he makes that
> noise, it's usually not a good thing.
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> P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my
> testicles back?

Love it. Absolutely spot on!

That made me smile!

Fantastic, that really made me smile!

Excellent!!! Made me chuckle!!!

That is really really funny!!!

That is really nice!

I often joke that Parker and Cherry are devoted worshippers of the god Smeg as they sit next to our refrigerator they are probably praying "O bounteous Smeg release to us your great provisions we beseech you"!

haha lol love this

Excellent!