That really cheered me up (sorry)

Love what the old geezer said, very restrained.

Reminds me of some years ago when I was a kid, a cow actually fell into the river on our walk, two fishermen, graciously jumped in and managed to get the cow out, but as it thundered onto the bank, it stood on one of the fisherman's spectacles that he had removed before entering the water!! Theres thanks for you