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Colin
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09-11-2007, 10:12 AM

Fire.

A Jamaican fireman came home from work, one day and said to his wife...
"Y'know sumptin womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station."
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings -we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
"From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."
The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife stripped naked!
"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
"Bell Three" and they started to make love!
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four !!!!"
"WOMON . What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.
She replied, "Roll out more hose, mon, you ain't nowhere near de fire".
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09-11-2007, 12:03 PM
LOL, that one really made me giggle.
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09-11-2007, 12:11 PM
:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 Brilliant,xxxxxxxxx
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09-11-2007, 01:51 PM
LOL very good
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09-11-2007, 05:02 PM
lol
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11-11-2007, 11:40 AM
:smt005 :smt005 :smt043 :smt043 :smt044 :smt044 xxdk
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