Ralph IS out to destroy me!

Ralph is out to destroy me i swear..and no im not paranoid (well not this time lol!)
Walkies earlier....have had dodgy weather here..and as the valley thing we walk is notorious for its flooded and boggy fields i kept the dogs on lead till i got an eye full..all was fine..so let Florrie off first, and as i was bent down to unclip her...the antichrist of a springer of mine (still on lead, that i was holding) went between my legs and yanked me backwards after a rabbit and i ended up feet in the air in this bush that had thorns on!! I look as if i had a fight with edward scissor hands and came of worse thanks too Ralph!! just sat here with box of plasters all evening!

aww bless you luke but i have to laugh i can imagine seeing you on the floor with your feet in the airaww bless ralph

It was just a pair of long legs sticking out from the top of a bush kicking around! Im glad that the place is allways deserted round that time!

myy two had me over the other day well what i state i looked covered in mud from head to toe but all i could do was laugh

hope you are feeling better this morning luke.

btw the idea of seeing a bush with legs sticking out me

(sorry)

oh dear hope the wounds are healing luke, but sorry this had me

I'm not laughing honestly .
Hope your not to sore this morning though.

Bet noone was handy with a camera

Hope by this morning you have made a recovery.

Thanks for sharing your really funny story it did make me

Im very sorry luke i didn't mean to laugh but :smt005

do you need an emergency plaster delivery or do you have enough

Haha! Sorry Luke but the reason I laugh is because I can empathise completely!

dalmatian = springer
springer = dalmatian

Two of a kind I swear it! They don't care what or who is in the way - they do their own thing!