50 Shades of Grey

This came from "else where". A lady called Dana Adams in Australia posted it.
I just had to share! Hope it doesn't offend.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course..

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey

Teehee!! That did make me giggle

Brilliant!!

I have seen that before but don't think I will ever tire of reading it or the poem.

I love Pam Ayres.

You can actually hear Pam saying it can't you Lynn!

Hi Wicked,it made me laugh,which isnt really good at the moment,I will probably end up in traction,crystalgirl

Very funny !!!

Love it.. really made me chuckle

Yes, I really could, she's so good at these, made me laugh.

Hilarious