Order! Order!
(Somehow I knew Helena would have the dingaling )

Listen, we can't have this. We're a long established community group (founded in 857 bc (before coffee)).

There are other longer standing community groups on here, and they don't get accused of being colourist? or sofaist? even!
What about the whiter than white dog club?
No one tried to sneak in there with a dog that wasn't of said colour, but no just coz it's couches (or sofas... or settees ) you poo poo the colour requirements.
We do't even state what sort or brown it has to be, as long as it is of the brown variety, which I think you'll find creamy yellow is not!

If anyone mentions chaise longues or whether a footstool is a footstool or a pouffee I'll have to draw this meeting to a close and go have a lie down!.... on my nice suidgy BROWN leather couch.

That is JUST what I want when I move out! See my sig!

Don't scream Jackie!
Let us sing our community song......

Friends let us join together!
With a smile or with a frown.
For couches must be leather...
and the leather must be brown!

..... and squidgy

You flaming nutter. That song is going to stick now. OH thinks we're mental

He's not far wrong!... it's the wonder of painkillers lol
Bet you didn't know I could play the ukelele either!
I'm tempted to write some more verses lol.

LOL, you on painkillers and I've had 3 glasses of wine with my tea! Get writing those verses! Ukelele as well eh? I'm impressed.

I'm nearly there, just need someone to accompany me on the Indian Bells lol *hic*