Michelle the drowned rat.

Michelle's just come back from walking Skye around the block as he needed a poo as he won't do that in the garden and she looks like someone has thrown a bucket of water over her head as it's chucking in down out there.

Well as she's already soaked from head to toe, I have just suggested that as she is already wet she might as well walk the others to save me from getting wet as well.

Well I just got a two word answer which started and ended with an F.

I'm very disappointed that you dare post such a humiliating thread about your beloved.....








without pictures lol

"I'm off" ?

Your such a pig colin

I might be stupid, but don't have a death wish.

I was trying to save her from having to do some extra laundry.

Why have two sets of wet clothes when you only need the one?

That poor woman...all the hoovering she has to do and now all the dogwalking while you sit back with your feet up, fags and coffee. Tut tut. I think we should form a Michelle support group.

Oooooh you MCP :smt075 :smt071

Agreed! :smt075:smt071:smt062:smt075:smt071:smt062

And proud of it.

I don't ask her to go to work, so why should I do the housework.

I was going thinking about her having to do all that extra laundry, but then again thinking about it, she's not really doing anything as the machine does all the work.

Your only jealous that you haven't got a fag and coffee in hand.

Proud of it Whats walking the dogs got to do with housework

And for your information I'm sat with coffee and fag in hand I might add - coffee made very kindly for me by oh And what a loving considerate man he is too!

I'm sure Michelle wouldn't say the same of you