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Roxy
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28-04-2004, 11:17 AM

How Do you Know When youve Got to Many Dogs

1. When you have more grass in your driveway than in your backyard.

2. When your neighbours find ANY dog running loose and automatically bring it to your house.

3. When you want to watch TV and you have to sit on the floor because all of the furniture is "occupied".

4. When it takes you longer to wash your dogs' dishes than your own.

5. When you have to use a wash tub for a water dish.

6. When you have to run an obstacle course to get to the phone.

7. When you see one of your dogs doing something bad (like chewing something up or leaving a "dog deposit" on the rug) and you have to run through the entire list of dogs' names in order to yell at the right one and by then it is too late.

8. When the a special team comes to your house on rubbish day to handle the "deposits" that you have placed in your trash can.

9. When you have all of your dogs in the back seat of your car and it automatically changes lanes when they move to the other side of the car.

10. When you NEVER go anywhere for a vacation because it costs more to kennel your dogs than to go.

11. When you have an extension on your king-sized bed so you all fit.

12. When Iams/Eukanuba makes home deliveries.

13. When you move your bedroom into the garage and put a king and queen sized bed together so all of your dogs can sleep with you.

14. When you can't remember all of your dogs' names and just call them Baby and Pup-Pup.

15. When you take your dogs for a run in the park and people think it is a dog show.
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28-04-2004, 11:24 AM
Like it, sadly it does not apply to me yet
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28-04-2004, 11:45 AM
16. When it costs more to book dogs in kennels, than to go on holiday abroad...

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28-04-2004, 11:59 AM
oops, you already said that ok then.... when you have to trade in the family car for a van....

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28-04-2004, 12:33 PM
When the OH describes your beloved ones as the blo*dy dogs and not by name :smt010 and does not laugh when you read out the initial post :smt090
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28-04-2004, 12:37 PM
I didn't think you could have too many dogs?
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28-04-2004, 12:53 PM
Azz Marry Me :smt049 :smt049 :smt049 :smt049 :smt049
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28-04-2004, 12:57 PM
Thordell that sounds like my OH (r u sure we aint sharing) he moans everytime I mention anything about dogs. He says I talk of nothing else!!!

Mind you he bores me with his talk about Landrover and classic bike
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28-04-2004, 01:09 PM
No can't be, with mine it is speedway and fishing :smt015
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28-04-2004, 01:12 PM
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