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you could put a lock on the kitchen door and get her out of there and lock the door when you are going out (or use a crate) That would stop the fridge/cooker/cupboards/bin problem.

I think she would be great at trick training and you could get her doing quite long sequences.

I've already got the codes for Argos written down !!

I'll be out first thing - I'm scared to death she'll try and get in a hot oven!!