depends how good at stalking you are LOL

don't panic Ash - I didn't write them LOL

Good one's Chloe and Mini

there is a lot to think abo9ut in what was said by both

but they are very good

Nat

I've learned not to use the cheese grater on my head

i've learned (from others) mushrooms are not suitable for bathrooms.... :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

...sorry couldnt resist not been on here for ages, loads of travelling with new job and no time..


and when dusting to watch where your head is when bending down, have big red lump on my forehead and it hurts :smt022 :smt022

God sent that for the mushroom quip!

:smt010 :smt010
no mushrooms quips....but my head really hurts.....

best have more wine too numb the pain..

also learned not to rub eyes to vigoursly when showering, contact lenses fall out or spilt in eye

There there. Here, have a mushroom. Only slightly soiled

yucky joe :smt037

i'll never look at another mushroom the same ~shudders~

:smt078

If you were in a third world country and were straving you would be glad of that mushroom

Maybe