You know you live in the country when....

You wake up ,open the back door and all you can smell is slurry from the local farms ...

one iv found: when you get covered (literally, i had them down my top and everything ) in corn flies during the harvest season.

I don't mind the smell of slurry it is a good healthy smell .
Also on a damp summer evening the ammonia laden scent of cow urine emitting from the area in which the herd have congregated for long periods.
I find the corn flies even get behind the glass in picture frames.
Still for me these things are preferable to what I imagine to be the smell of 'human' habitation in the inner city

when you hear the combines harvesting through the night

when it is the sound of sheep that keeps you awake.......

They light up the fields too.

I live in the Town and can smell when they have spread the fields!

.... you see muddy tractor tracks down your road on a near daily basis

....when you don't actually have a road just a muddy lane outside your front door

now that i wouldnt mind. better than the concrete im surrounded with. done the rural living and wasnt too lucky with it, but if i had the money id like a place stuck up a welsh mountain and yes i like quiet