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04-04-2007, 05:33 AM

Good morning everyone !

Morning all,

Looks like another nice dry day at the moment, although there are some showers forecast for later on.

In a meeting at 9.30 which will probably last the whole morning. Still, it’ll be a pleasant meeting as all the people in it are basically nice. I meant to organise some cakes for it, but totally forgot – whoops!

My new bridge is in, but it seems too big to me at the moment. I feel like I’m wearing comedy teeth, although Baz swears it looks fine. I think it looks fine too – guess it just takes some getting used to. It was great last night to bite down on an apple – yes!

Have a great day everyone, and stay safe

Today’s gem:
A couple are in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there's a man standing there. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost.
It's half past three and I was in bed," says the man as he slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife.” He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere,
He shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."

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04-04-2007, 05:37 AM
Morning Vicki, morning all. Well I'm up and off back to work today, with the eye infection and cold. We're 3 people down if I don't go though so I'll drag myself in. Your bridge will be fine Vicki, it'll take about a week for you to get used to it.
Have a good day everyone.
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04-04-2007, 05:43 AM
Morning Jackie - hope you feel better as they day wears on hon xox
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04-04-2007, 05:47 AM
morning all

school holidays and having problems staying in bed - tired but cant get back to sleep. still doing life laundry with the house - plan is to keep going so that we dont have anything left - well except the bare essentials.

dont know what we are doing today but i think there is a trip to a charity shop to donate some lovely junk. have a good one

sue
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04-04-2007, 06:05 AM
Morning Sue
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04-04-2007, 06:39 AM
Morning Vicki - Weather a bit chilly here, windy too but sun is out at mo.
Hope your day is a good one!

Morning All
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04-04-2007, 06:49 AM
Morning Vicki,lovely and sunny here today it was overcast,cold and drizzly yesterday.Can't make up my mind whether to cut the front grass today or clean the windows,both need doing very badly.Gorden has just seen this on his way out to work and said I am the person to do them badly, but don't do both I laugheds and said I probably won't end up doing either.
glad the bridge is in hoping it setles soon and you feel more comfortable with it.
Have a good day everyone.
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04-04-2007, 06:56 AM
Morning Vicki morning all.
Beautiful start to the day. Got a friend of the boys coming over for the day so have the joy of entertaining 3 boys
Just take it in my stride I think. Holiday getting closer
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04-04-2007, 07:09 AM
Morning Vicki, morning all

Last day of freedom, off to pick Mia up from my parents today so thats the peace and quiet over. Dont you just love half term

Have a good Wednesday all xx
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04-04-2007, 07:43 AM
Morning all.
Was wanting a sleep in, but the postman knocked on the door at 8:30

Lovely and sunny, so just waiting an hour for Teagans breakfast to settle, then we're off on our walk.
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