Ha love it!!! Go you!!

I have befriended the woman he was having an affair with before I left him and was named as co-respondent in our divorce and who then married him and has just kicked him out! He must wonder if we are comparing notes, but actually we're not we are both just fanatical dog lovers.

Many many moons ago I didn't have much of a clue about computers etc. My husband (now ex) was really clued up about them, and built them from scratch, telling me I'd never be clever enough to work a computer; anyway, a friend of mine got rather peeved at his attitude towards me, so he wrote down, word for word, exactly what I needed to do to wipe the computer clean. So I followed the instructions word for word, cleaned it completely. Needless to say when he came in and turned it on he blew a fuse but didn't think for one moment I'd be capable of doing such a clever and technical thing. The huffing and puffing that came out of the office was amazing, anyway, when we did get divorced I took great delight in giving him a sealed envelope with the instructions neatly written out inside. I watched his eyes pop out of his head as the realisation began to sink in slowly.

Ahh, lovely!