Oh gawd - what the heck is wrong with the dog?

This is really hard and odd to explain. Layton's backside appears to have developed levels of sexual magnetism and attractiveness previously only seen if you dumped Justin Bieber into an all-girl convent school dining room on a damp drizzly Friday.

Seriously - he's been giving it the teeth itching his backside all night and today... so trip to the vets tonight to pick up some wormer because he's about due anyway (as well as we know from the sketchy records on his rescue docs)... but it's like it's become this force of sexual attraction that could pull planets out of orbit... he's even giving himself a little doggy lipstick from it. Just took him to the park where he met Monty... almost in a bad prison movie sense of the word. Monty would not let up at ALL, was a drooling dribbling sex crazed ball of slobber - ended up bringing Mister Bieber home early for fear of more "incidents".

Vets tonight to pick up wormer anyway, but seriously - why the heck has my dog with no nadgers just become the canine equivalent of a page 3 pinup?!

Anal gland issues can cause the dog to nibble at their back end. I've heard of dogs being mounted when they have UTIs as the smell confuses other dogs so perhaps this is the case, not sure!

Oh dear, poor puppy, hope your vet solves the problem before you develop a queue of hopeful dogs outside your front door.

Hubby seems to reckon it's just the constant slobbering of his butt has made him whiff a bit more alluring.

Dog is getting wormed and bathed tonight (in case he's managed to roll in eau de lady doggy) - tomorrow I'll be sorting out the scene of devastation in the bathroom.

Could be an anal gland infection. If he has blood in his anal secretion, it could attract amorous boy dogs as it would smell similar to a female dog in heat.