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jazzi
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21-09-2004, 12:51 PM

Interesting Medical Research

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of fat sausages and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

MEDICAL CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.



Some people I know will live forever since they will never speak English; properly that is.
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21-09-2004, 12:57 PM
lmao thats very good
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21-09-2004, 01:10 PM
brilliant
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21-09-2004, 01:25 PM
Hey I must learn to speak another language
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21-09-2004, 01:29 PM
I'll be ok, I can just about speak English as it is
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21-09-2004, 04:47 PM
He he good one!!!!!
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21-09-2004, 05:52 PM
LOL
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21-09-2004, 06:03 PM
Good one!! I'm glad I can speak Welsh aswell then
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21-09-2004, 06:27 PM
very good
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