My fright the other day

I still feel a bit weak and spending most of the day asleep. Not interested in eating at the moment either.

Still let us look on the bright side


A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?", he asked his assistant.
"He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire box of laxatives."
"You idiot" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives."
"Of course you can" the assistant replied, "Look at him......he don't dare cough now!!"

They didn't operate and remove the 'jokes' then

Tumbleweed,hope you feel better soon xx
at the joke,not bad for a poorlie person (( hugs))

Oh, gross. Took me a second to get that one. I didn't know you'd been ill, hope you get to feeling better soon.

Tumbleweed, hoping you feel better soon

They do say that laughter is the best medicine! Power to your elbow tumbleweed!

TW - Sorry to hear you've not been been well. I read something the other day but due to limited time I didn't go back and scan the whole thread, that was remiss of me Hope you get back to full health soon.

By the way I actually like your jokes (Some of them anyway )

Hope you're feeling better darlin', you certainly make me feel better!

I think most of us like the jokes at least some of the time. I always like them.

thursday last

I woke up at 5am in the morning with a searing pain right down the middle of my chest. Which ever way I turned it stayed the same. never felt pain so bad

In the end Sue took me up to the hospital who thought it might have been a heart attack. At A&E I went straight though for emergency check up .Had blood taken and xrays ecgs etc etc . I was wired up like puppet on a string and on a monitor all day The A&E consultant surgeon thinks it was a bad spasm .
I had been sick before we went as well
So got to see my Dr for an appointment and hand over a letter of what the hospital did

In case I forgot to put it on here.
I am on tablets at the moment to keep the airways clear but they are also liable to make one sleepy which is what is happening

I know I like telling a funny story but this really scared me and Sue