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Colin
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28-02-2008, 10:22 PM

Paul McCartney finally gets his share of the divorce settlement.

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28-02-2008, 10:24 PM
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28-02-2008, 10:32 PM
Reminds me of a joke I got txt a few months back.

Paul McCartney has bought his wife a plane for Christmas. But she'll still use a razor on the other leg.
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28-02-2008, 10:47 PM
What's got three legs and lives on a farm in Scotland?

Mr and Mrs McCartney
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After her out burst on GMTV psychiatrists have stated that Heather McCartney is unbalanced.

Paul offered his support and claimed 3 beermats under the right leg should do it.
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Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this Christmas but it wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler
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Sir Paul McCartney when recently interviewed, was asked to consider, whether in the light of all his marital difficulties, would he ever consider going down on one knee again. Sir Paul responded " I would prefer it if you would refer to my wife as Heather".
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A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm fu*ked, who in their right mind would want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Try Paul McCartney"
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28-02-2008, 11:12 PM
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28-02-2008, 11:20 PM
but I cant resist xxdk
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28-02-2008, 11:24 PM
Brilliant I nearly fell off my chair
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29-02-2008, 08:03 AM
thanks brought a smile

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