No get number

Not a hope

To win a Steam Mop

So don't you mope

If you don't win

It will be due

To you ignoring

What I

Tell

You

Malka you are marlveous it's amazing what you've done......now tell me what I have to do now that I've got one?

Do I keep the number safe until the competition is done
Or will you just inform me on the day that i have won!

Nuffink to do wiv me Catrin

I only knows wot I 'ave seen

You gets your number and den you 'ope

Dat it's de nearest

To de random one

Then you 'ave won.


De Bonus Days

You gotta watch

An' do wot Boss Man

Sez to do

Nuffink to do wiv me

You see

I only duz

De bump

Becoz

Well, someone 'as to and I said I would

Becos you see

I'm very good.


And on the last day

Of each month

De Boss he sez

Who won - err - it haint got nuffink ter do wiv me

I'se just de bumper, don't you see?

Hehe..that made me chuckle.

I hope I win because my house is in a muck..le




Terribe, I know.

My floor is dirty

Needs a clean

It's dull when it

Should have a sheen

Will my number be the one

That tells me that today I've won

What we all hope

And sometimes pray

On MONDAY

When it's

STEAM MOP day!

Get clicking now

You do know how

If you want a chance

[No, not a dance]

Because I say

This is the day

It's MONDAY

and it's

STEAM MOP day!