I know Witty is one quarter Yorkshire terrier and the rest probably Jack Russell so I could probably make up some fancy name for him. People round here are so used to labradoodles that they assume Pepe (a Standard Poodle) is one and almost seem surprised that anyone would actually get a whole one as opposed to half a one!

When my son came home from a dog walk and told me he'd met a Pomskie - a cross between a Pomeranian and a Husky - I thought it was ridiculous. I've now met it, and if they ever want to rehome it, I'll be hammering on their door. It's an absolute corker of a dog.