Just got my 1st Christmas card, but.....

It's blank!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, the postmark says, Greenford and Windsor Mail office and we don't know anyone in Greenford or Windsor, and it's addressed to me & dave and mum who has been called "Staffa" instead of "Steffa" Lol! Now that's a mystery if ever I had one!!!!

Time to get that INsp. Cleuso cap out methinks!!!

Well you may not know anyone in Greenford but I understood you were quite pally with a certain lady in Windsor (At least she told me you were buddies )

Oh yessssssss, (that took me a while though H!!!)Does she honestly think she's my ONLY friend then to have not written a message in the card and signed it!!!!!

I'm wondering if it's somebody on here??
It had a silver envelope, the card is silver with little present bags on the front and it just says "merry christmas"??? Well, I will, but I'd quite like to know who wished me it!!!

ohhhhhh, maybe its a secret santa!!!!

Maybe its from the Queen,,,,,she kives in Windsor some of the time. Are you related to royalty and keeping it secret

Oh yes dont forget to stick out your pinkie(wee finger)when drinking youre t helen,
xx toni xx

OH and dont forget the cucumber sandwiches

Hope you find out who it's from. That would really annoy me

With the crusts taken off. If Helen changes her breed to Corgies, we know where she got them from

It's you mystery admirer.

Lol at you lot! Actually I quite like cucumber sarnies, but with soft cheese and the crusts cut off!!!! Lol! So do yer think I've got a bit of blue blood in me then coz of that????!!!

Anyway, back to that card! Even Dave can't fathom it out. He said it's written by some foreigner coz they put my postcode with a full stop inbetween each letter??? That's very strange isn't it? The plot thickens! Nobody on here knows my mum's name anyway, and people who do know her name know that it's Steffa and not Staffa (she's not of greek origin where everything ends in an "affa" Lol!) It's driving me nuts, but I've put it on the mantlepiece anyways, just so it looks like I've got more friends than I have!

Talking of which, do you save last year's cards and put them out??? Dave's Mum and Dad used to do that and I couldn't believe it when he told me!!! We get loads and loads coz of Dave's customers from work, so there's never any danger of me doing that, I don't have enough room for them all, I have to start hanging them on the walls! Oh to be popular!!!!!