Now THIS is when I miss a garden

Spencer has the squits. He's not seeming off or anything, is still constantly wanting to play and eat so I think it may just be the bone he had yesterday that's caused it. If it becomes more than just a runny bum we'll head to the vets.

This is about the only time I do miss a garden. I have a tiny, tiny concrete balcony that he will use thankfully so we're skipping the walks today and my balcony is probably the cleanest it has ever been since I have to swill it down every time he goes.

I sympathise - of course our garden fence blew down in the wind - the same night Nancy picked to have one of her bouts of on the hour every hour squitty tummy and it was one of the longest nights of my life!

This happened to us a while ago and we have no garden. I wanted to curl up and die when she emptied the contents of her bowels on to the pavement. I just stood staring at not sure what to do. Had to walk back with 2 buckets of hot bleachy water. Was so embarresed

Yup, same thing happened to me this morning. Nice puddle of poo that I could in no way pick up and a bunch of people passing by just as he did it

Dizzi, these things usually strike us at night and usually involve me getting no sleep at all. I don't think I'll ever forget sitting on the field at 3am cursing my ex for feeding Rupert half a donner kebab with hot sauce