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30-06-2005, 06:55 AM
Originally Posted by Lucky Star
A man walks into a Doctors. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asked.
"You're not eating properly." replied the Doctor.
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30-06-2005, 12:04 PM
I was woken in the middle of the night a couple of months ago with the sound of gushing water and the boiler coming on too. We looked everywhere, and then discovered the pipe had blown apart behind the bathroom sink column! There was o/h stark b**lock naked rummaging around in the garage for some tools to fix it! I wish I had my camera, but you don't think of that at 3.00 am. in the morning!
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30-06-2005, 12:09 PM
Originally Posted by Helena54
Hope you've sorted a new dishwasher now Fred, nothing worse than having to wash up!I was woken in the middle of the night a couple of months ago with the sound of gushing water and the boiler coming on too. We looked everywhere, and then discovered the pipe had blown apart behind the bathroom sink column! There was o/h stark b**lock naked rummaging around in the garage for some tools to fix it! I wish I had my camera, but you don't think of that at 3.00 am. in the morning!
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30-06-2005, 01:25 PM
**&^^% what the hell woke me up?
Bleugh, thirsty.
Where's Loki?
*&^% I'll never get back to sleep.
What's that song going around in my head?
This pillow's so uncomfortable.
Shall I read my book or do some writing?
Dogweb?
How many more hours until the alarm goes off?
Good morning - ah, no-one else is awake.
All lonely now.
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30-06-2005, 01:27 PM
Originally Posted by Lucky Star
At 3.00 in the morning, my thoughts are usually:**&^^% what the hell woke me up?
Bleugh, thirsty.
Where's Loki?
*&^% I'll never get back to sleep.
What's that song going around in my head?
This pillow's so uncomfortable.
Shall I read my book or do some writing?
Dogweb?
How many more hours until the alarm goes off?
Good morning - ah, no-one else is awake. All lonely now.
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30-06-2005, 01:28 PM
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A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, "Oh, he's a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others educations."
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