How well has your dog trained you?

I was just wondering how well your dog has trained you. I mean I am relatively well trained.

I buy regularly
I place food in clean dishes on a regular basis.
I make sure clean water is always available
I open doors
I throw balls and rings when required
I reassure and stroke when needed
I make sure that walks are always interesting
I apologise if I happen to tread on one of them
I drive the car in a safe and steady way and make sure they are not thrown about
I buy news toys on a regular basis
I provide ours of entertainment by wiggling my toes
I come running when one of the barks (calls)
I never stray far on walks
And always make sure I keep them in sight


What have you been trained to do?

I move over in bed when the hairy ones tell me too - even when I have no blankets left

Thank God I never let my two into the bedroom I would not stand a chance the cats are bad enough when they choose.

all the above plus, if he is eating a biscuit and he drops it, I pick it up for him, I gave up my seat for him, it IS his chair. Nearly have a burst bladder so that I don't disturb his beauty sleep, Oh! I could go on for ever.

Ian

yep all of above and ian i do that as everytime i get up he gets up so i sit for ages feeling like i dont want to disturb him!!

yep all of the above -
and when I go to bed and he is already sleepin on it - I get under the covers and mould my body round his doggy shape so as not to disturb him.

Should the OH be in the bed already I kick him until he moves outta my space. I wonder why he says I love the dog more than him ???

LOl
dani

Hi Brundog, yes I do that too, if he is in my place I try and curl up on the remainder of the bed.

Oh I can sympathise there lol. My bed is O/H at the right Kip in the middle Cassy at my feet (usually licking them ) and poor wee me with half the covers and clinging on in the most awkward position just making do and being sure to wake nobody up lol I need to buy a kingsize bed!

My lot have me trained 100%,they want,they get.....

Im scrumps servant ! Lol