or "mummy, I'm begging you please.. Anything But Brown..."

and "perhaps if I play dead she won't put me on the brown stuff "

come and lay on this BROWN squidgy sofa and put ya feet up

Tonto's Song

I am a little russell
I love to run and play
I could chase the squirrels
Around the lawn all day!

The sun is yellow, the sky is blue
The grass is green - a lovely hue
But when I sleep - oh woe is me
Brown is the colour of the Big Squidgy

Oh mummy dear - what have you done?
You've ruined all my street cred
How can I tell the dogs in town
Choc'lit's the colour of my bed!

Hmmmm, so you want to play dirty huh?
So, dogs like any colour as long as it's not brown?
Well I can provide evidence, that even when seated on green furniture dogs prefer brown, in fact they have to be placated by a brown throw if they are not fortunate enough to have owners who are members of the B.L.S.C.C!

I love the new suite! I have a really old brown one and Magik is also a brown suite supporter lol

pistols at dawn

ok i'm the ref ................

oerrrrrrrrr lovely please ajust your signature accordingly

I think you'll find you've got that wrong..

Tonto's Song

I am a little russell
I love to run and play
I could chase the squirrels
Around the lawn all day!

The sun is yellow, the sky is blue
The grass is green - like nasty poo!
But when I sleep - I’m so happy
Brown is the colour of the Big Squidgy

Oh mummy dear - what taste you have?
You've boosted my street cred
The dogs in town are jealous,
Choc'lit's the colour of my bed!

and isn't that the saddest photo you have ever seen of Missy?
not like when she is surrounded by green...

The grass is green - like nasty poo!

Poor Tonto - probably thought if he ate the Big Brown - mummy would buy something more tasteful