Everybody knows,
that Malkas prose,
cannot be beaten,
unless you're a cheatin',

So why am I hovering,
or even bovverin'
when there's no way,
I will win the day?

I'm sorry guys
I will try,
to find Malka and rob
her of this poetry job.

Way to go Nippy Jenny!!

A young dog named Tommee
Ventured across the Irish Sea

In search of a place to live
He had so much love to give

He looked high & he looked low
Where oh where was he to go

It was cold it was wet
& down came the rain
Would this poor boy find
somewhere safe again

Then on the road
He spied a white dog filled van
He set off at the run,
Can I catch it ? I can !

Inside there was Jess & bro Wukee
Big Roy & his sister Keewee
As well as a pretty Meggee

Would they like him & allow him to stay ?
The answer was a resounding Yay Yay

Good morn jodeeuk
just gotta say
Was that literally true
what a story. phew!

Good morn to all thee
Sore fone fingers again
vu ja de
its such a pain
but their is one advantage for my mental health
that is a saving grace
Fone fingering saves me from myself
can't get bogged down n'all those net unnecesaries.,
I don't forget to stay a member of the human race!

'Goodday' to you too aspiring poet,
or maybe good morning is how we best know it.

The steam mop has stirred the interest of many
Malka's daily reminders are both witty and funny.

Good luck to everyone in the quest for a cleaner,
a tool to make removing paw prints easier

In that quest
all you need js a mop and bucket
or you could just look at the mess
and decide pub beckons, fuc ............

Mops and buckets I have aplenty,
even with bleach they still get smelly.
A new steam mop is what I need, to help stop nasty bacteria breed.
My floors will then be clean and safe
for dogs and grandchildren to play and laugh .

A four dog household is quite mad,
The dirt and filth is very bad,
If only there was some easy way to clean,
I have sussed it, the answers steam!

Now if only I could catch Malka's prose,
Perhaps one day I'll get one of those
Magical steam mops we all seem to want
But I'm not very lucky so, so far I haven't.