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Roxy
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23-04-2004, 10:57 AM

HOW TO TAKE A PHOTO OF A PUPPY

Remove film from box and load camera

Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in the bin

Remove puppy from bin and brush coffee grounds from muzzle

Choose a suitable background for photo

Mount camera on tripod and focus

Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth

Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera

Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees

Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand

Get tissue and clean nose print from lens

Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in bin

Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose

Put magazines back on coffee table

Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head

Replace your glasses and check camera for damage

Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say,

"No, outside!!"

Fix a drink

Sit back in your favourite chair with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and stay" the first thing in the morning
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23-04-2004, 11:00 AM
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Is that Star you are talking about?
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23-04-2004, 11:22 AM
Saffy and Star I think!! :smt039
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23-04-2004, 11:31 AM
Star is playing with a furby at the moment, every time she nudges it is moves and speaks. She is terrified of it Just wait until after school there will be nothing left of it (thats the plan).
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23-04-2004, 11:34 AM
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23-04-2004, 11:44 AM
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glad they r a handfull!
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23-04-2004, 11:51 AM
Not any more, Stars given up and has gone for a sleep. Peace for a few hours. When she sleeps it is a really deep sleep, nothing wakens her. She has 2 speeds, hyper and asleep (typical boxer)
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23-04-2004, 11:53 AM
Boxers r so cute - I love their playful nature, but I bet it can get on your nerves a bit when ur trying to get some work done!
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23-04-2004, 11:54 AM
I agree about the 2 speeds
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23-04-2004, 11:56 AM
Azz you get used to them trying to distract you when your busy, they cheer you up cuz they are so silly sometimes.
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