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07-10-2004, 11:05 PM

Alcohol tips

THE TOP 13 ADDITIONAL WARNINGS THE FDA IS CONSIDERING FOR BEER
AND ALCOHOL


13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.


12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
asshole.


11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story
over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.


10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.


8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your pants.


7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning
and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).


6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead.


5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.


4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.


2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to
literally disappear".


1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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