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Dalmonda
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02-10-2012, 05:23 PM

Your best revenge on an Ex.

So a couple of the ladies from my "poor me thread" gave me the idea for this one. I am hoping it'll make us all "OMG" and Smile :P

So...

What kind of revenge have you inflicted on an ex?


I once did the cliche clean the toilet with the toothbrush. Felt guilty, so ended up leaving the toothbrush in the toilet so that he wouldn't use it....I got the satifaction knowing he would return from work, pee on it and F and blind. That was good enough. I probably wouldnt have been able to sleep if he had used it.
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02-10-2012, 05:25 PM
The best revenge I obtained was happiness and contentment..............
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02-10-2012, 05:39 PM
Divorced the b*ggers.....
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02-10-2012, 05:40 PM
As I said in the other thread, my best revenge is that I'm a million times happier without him.

When I left however, after taking everything like the tv etc, I poured prawn juice down the insides of the sofa and bed, waiting for him to come in, dumped all the proof i had of his affair that he had been denying for months in his lap and walked away never to be seen again.

Revenge part two was prob about a year ago. I walked into a bar and he was there. He sauntered over to say something just as my rather huge OH came in behind him. He went white as a sheet and skulked out of the bar silly boy
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02-10-2012, 05:48 PM
Originally Posted by Jet&Copper View Post
As I said in the other thread, my best revenge is that I'm a million times happier without him.

When I left however, after taking everything like the tv etc, I poured prawn juice down the insides of the sofa and bed, waiting for him to come in, dumped all the proof i had of his affair that he had been denying for months in his lap and walked away never to be seen again.

Revenge part two was prob about a year ago. I walked into a bar and he was there. He sauntered over to say something just as my rather huge OH came in behind him. He went white as a sheet and skulked out of the bar silly boy
Brilliant!
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02-10-2012, 05:50 PM
Not my revenge but, my friends son phoned the uni his father worked at as a lecturer, and told them exactly what his fifty something father had being doing with an 18 yro student.
He got the sack and now can't get a job in education and is struggling for money
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02-10-2012, 06:14 PM
ouch!

I do enjoy plotting revenge that I know I don't have the guts to carry out! Though I do love the thought of it, on repeat
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02-10-2012, 06:47 PM
My old dog Tara would win the award for best revenge

She hated him, never nasty with him but she plotted and planned the best two things she did:
She snook upstairs and pee'd all down his side of the bed
She waited until he came home from work took his boots off, squatted over them and filled one with the runniest poo We hunted for ages looking for where the 'smell' came from, couldn't find anything so put it down to a trump! until Monday morning when he got ready for work Yup he literally and figuratively put his foot in it

However, I did find find the police useful after I left, I called them and explained that I needed to get some stuff out the house but I believed he would be violent, as I had a key, they escorted me into the house and waited while I cleared him out of everything
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02-10-2012, 06:50 PM
I put his stuff in the garage and changed the locks.
Mind you, there was all-out war for 3 years.
But ultimately... I won.
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02-10-2012, 07:11 PM
I telephoned the fiance of the girl he had been cheating on me with and left him a message detailing what his best mate had been doing with his fiance....

i saw him in town the following week with a broken nose and two black eyes!

That was 11 years ago, saw him in a restaurant the other week out with my hubby and daughter and friends ...i looked good...not being big headed but was done up..it was my birthday meal...he looked sick as a parrot! very happy! My hubby is a million times the man he is...
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