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14-07-2004, 02:33 PM
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Joke

What's thick, black, floats on water & shouts 'knickers'

Crude oil.

I know not very good is it, it was funny at the time
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14-07-2004, 02:44 PM
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14-07-2004, 02:50 PM
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14-07-2004, 02:52 PM
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Yea I know moo, it's one of those that is so stupid you have to laugh at it.
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14-07-2004, 02:54 PM
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the simple ones are always the best staffy
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14-07-2004, 04:41 PM
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How do you make a Swiss roll, push him down a mountain.
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14-07-2004, 04:44 PM
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I got the last one, but the first one I don't get - sorry!
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14-07-2004, 05:04 PM
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:smt043
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14-07-2004, 06:00 PM
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Right Bella,

Oil is thick and black and floats on water, to shout out knickers is rude or crude therefore "Crude Oil"
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14-07-2004, 06:01 PM
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This one any better,

How do you confuse an Irishman?
Stick him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

DD I haven't heared that one for years and it still makes me laugh
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