Scared Taxi Driver

Just heard this one on telly, had to put it on.

This guy gets into a taxi and he tells the driver where to go. Now this drive doesn't take long, 5 or 10 minutes.

20 minutes later they are still driving round and the man is starting to think "Well maybe this guy doesn't know where he's going."

So he reaches into the front seat and taps the driver on the shoulder. The driver jumped and the car ran off the interstate through a ditch and crashed into a tree.

Well, as the two men got out of the car, shaken up, the man says to the driver. "God I'm sorry, if I had known how much that would have scared you I wouldn't have done it."

And the driver says "Oh, its alright, see this is my first day on this job. I've been a hearse driver for the last 30 years."

Yikes!!!!!!!

lol

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:smt003

rofl

LOL

Great...