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tumbleweed
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13-02-2015, 05:49 PM

My fright the other day

I still feel a bit weak and spending most of the day asleep. Not interested in eating at the moment either.

Still let us look on the bright side


A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?", he asked his assistant.
"He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire box of laxatives."
"You idiot" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives."
"Of course you can" the assistant replied, "Look at him......he don't dare cough now!!"
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13-02-2015, 05:51 PM
They didn't operate and remove the 'jokes' then
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13-02-2015, 06:03 PM
Tumbleweed,hope you feel better soon xx
at the joke,not bad for a poorlie person (( hugs))
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13-02-2015, 06:32 PM
Oh, gross. Took me a second to get that one. I didn't know you'd been ill, hope you get to feeling better soon.
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13-02-2015, 07:13 PM
Tumbleweed, hoping you feel better soon
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13-02-2015, 09:31 PM
They do say that laughter is the best medicine! Power to your elbow tumbleweed!
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13-02-2015, 10:06 PM
TW - Sorry to hear you've not been been well. I read something the other day but due to limited time I didn't go back and scan the whole thread, that was remiss of me Hope you get back to full health soon.

By the way I actually like your jokes (Some of them anyway )
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14-02-2015, 12:05 AM

Hope you're feeling better darlin', you certainly make me feel better!
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14-02-2015, 02:31 AM
Originally Posted by Losos View Post
By the way I actually like your jokes (Some of them anyway )
I think most of us like the jokes at least some of the time. I always like them.
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14-02-2015, 03:52 PM
thursday last

I woke up at 5am in the morning with a searing pain right down the middle of my chest. Which ever way I turned it stayed the same. never felt pain so bad

In the end Sue took me up to the hospital who thought it might have been a heart attack. At A&E I went straight though for emergency check up .Had blood taken and xrays ecgs etc etc . I was wired up like puppet on a string and on a monitor all day The A&E consultant surgeon thinks it was a bad spasm .
I had been sick before we went as well
So got to see my Dr for an appointment and hand over a letter of what the hospital did

In case I forgot to put it on here.
I am on tablets at the moment to keep the airways clear but they are also liable to make one sleepy which is what is happening

I know I like telling a funny story but this really scared me and Sue
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